Head banging walls at the thought of your friends gaming knowledge? !:yes:!
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Confuzzled at how your GF knows more than you?
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Annoyed at how your BF watches the game channels instead of your hot new arse?
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Well have I got a secret for you! Next year Grand theft auto Miami Bay is coming out, and this time Rockstar has sorted out its problems! Don't bother sitting infront of game channels to hear this! Because finally they have sorted out the sexist issue, now you can be either a guy or a girl! So ladies this is for you to! The Prozzie issue has been sorted with full sexual intercourse at the brake of a car!

Women Players

When your a women you can build your rep either as a lez your a straight (depending on which type of whore you pick). Lez's get to work at women strip clubs and prostitution and straights as drug dealers and druggies that sleep with guys instead of paying up! when your a women instead of buildind muscles you get piercings and with a certain cheat can walk around naked... (computer lez's always climb on you with this cheat)

Guy Players

Normal apart from you can be gay and can get lots of different Jobs

holy bull[censored], what is this? spyware via message board?

Hey, did you guys know that "gullible" isn't actually a word in the dictionary?

This genuine. My brother works for rockstar. Start sending in your requests now!

well fine then, i request animals!

I just called Rockstar, and they said you're lying. YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR! LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR!

Dude, if you called rockstar then you should know the contact number which you can only get by writing in to complain? Hmmm whos lying now!

Damn [censored] do you smell that.?

Whats that smell it ain't p*ssy. Most not be Ja Rule.

Oh that smell is [censored].

This guy is a dumb-c*ck-sucker.


Just like that guy who said he had an Hummer. Dumb F*cks!



You know what would be funny like in a year or so when RockStar posts info/pics for this game that this guy who started this topic got a lucky guess and was right about the city! That would be some funny ass sh*t.



But I know that will never happen.

Why?


Dumb p*ssy said "GTA: Miami Bay"


Miami = Vice City

So unless he's talking about Vice City Stories, I doubt that they'll go back to Vice City.

Blackmist is right. Vice City was Miami. This wouldn't make any sense. If you've got any real proof post it, but otherwise don't spread lies.

I am always right!

Yeah son, don't be spreading dem lies. Only two things you can spread in the ghetto: legs and butter.

and STDs.

Well my tutor worked at rockstar, confirmed as i knew about vice city stories and he's in contact with his mates up there abit. And that is [censored]e.

Your just trying to be somebody whos respected. act all big....but please in the kindest way [censored] OFF.

What you think butter is foo'?
Don't you know the analogy mothafunka, "When a hoe gots da butter, it mean she gots da FULL BLOWN AIDS!"

seems im not the only one..

Nice one Zoggy, I didn't fall for that, I've heard that before, that "gullible isn't in the dictionary" thing. But yea, I didn't believe that for a second, well 1. Rockstar hasn't said anything on their site, 2. It wouldn't be in Miami (Vice) again, 3. They wouldn't let you work in strip clubs (well maybe as an odd job), 4. I haven't heard that anywhere else, and 5. I know it's a load of crap. So I guess you're not a "Rockstar knowitall", now are you?

We're so mean to newbs

I looked at the dictionary. Gullible is in there?

i'm ron burgundy?

Unsurprising that the guy never came back. Probably posts they same sh*t on tons of boards around the net.

Yea it's a joke GodOFGTA, people make you fall for it and look it up. Yea I hate those people that spread rumors. He probably hasn't came back because he's too afraid cause we all yelled at him or he just forgot about this site.

Someone wanna close this topic?

Might as well....