hey you guys....i am new to this site....but i notice that a lot of you are quite knowledgeable about video games...welll GTA in general for me....well i used to have GTA1 on my computer back in the day...i had it on my comp before i even had windows on it...it's one of my all time favorite games....well i remember a mod called "realcars" ...it had to real names for the cars....i know it's kinda pointless and gives me no advantage or anything with the game....but i was wondering if anyone knew where to find it....and if anyone knew where to find the old maps for GTA1

Get with da times man.


It ain't 1997.

Ha nice BM. But yea I have no idea where it is so yea.

hey now....sorry if i'm old skool...you young'uns with your new fangled game systems are a little too much for me sometimes....i like to go back to when i was a kid

Sorry mate, I dunno where you would get that mod from.

As for maps? You can download GTA for free now from Rockstars site.

The mod might be here but I'm not sure.. probably not... but here you go anyway www.gtagarage.com

hey...i checked it...and no bueno...thanks though

9 years ago, so your not exactly gonna be pushin up daisys anytime soon.

No problem.

azz.gouranga.com is your best bet

it's called sarcasm....do you need me to go <sarcasm> </sarcasm> next time?

Yes, that would be FANTASTIC.

But you'll also need to put <nerdy loser> at the start for every post and </nerdy loser> at the end of every post. Just to your people your talking like a nerdy loser.

We don't have your mod for your lan party sleep over.

really? you guys don't have my mod?....is that maybe why i asked if anyone knew where it was?....i'd like to think that you realized that i checked the file forum for the mod first before i posted....hmm.....i just assumed you'd be smart enough to realize that...i shouldn't assume stuff....i'm sorry

Over your heasd on that last part wasn't it.

yeah...i like to think that most of the online population would have <i>some</i> brains or intelligence...but i think i'm wrong with you

I wrote my first post as nothing more than just a comment about how your not that old. In responce to your 12 year old style Jordanesk nerd post. But you acted like a dick.

I think with your retarded attemp at sarcasm, lame come backs and a lack of what you bang on about brains to see clear things are shocking, but yet you keep making yourself look like many of the retarded nerds that visit here. And if your 22 (probably not) and like this your life its already looking bleak, A life of pizza for one, gay porn and video games.

and using code language to try be clever backs this up even more. thats fuking sad, i did use ACTUAL sarcasm to point this out, BUT like I said it went way over your head, but I thought you was an expert. So I have to explain it to you now, further. I said "We don't have your mod for your lan party sleep over" not for information that we don't have your mod(clearly you tard), but to say how nerdy you are.

But I've had to explain it all and suffer such gay come backs, and will have to face another. Maybe telling the board how clever you are and how nerdy using a rare form of 80s programing language? Maybe missing jokes are yourself and having a poor grasp of language techniques and calling me thick. Or prehaps a post so gay you'd think you was about 12.

So please, I apparently have no brains and your so clever. I invite you to rock my mind with your clear wit and smoothness.

Thats enough of this completely pointless argument.

Yea what's up with people always getting off topic? Including me sometimes... =].

azz.gouranga.com is your best bet

Ah man. I love that line.


I'm gonna steal and and claim it to be BlackMist Line.

You plagiarist!

How do you pronounce that word again... plag-er-ist... play-jer-ist playjerist plagiarist

play-jer-ist

I hope you can't relate to it.

I'm not Scott...........well besides for the part about being 22, that fits Scott pretty well.


Anyways, thats like best non-blackmist line ever said on hyperboard.

This is my moment....

clearly you assume all your posts are the greatest

i wonder if plasticarmyman even read my on-topic post, both of them, or if anyone read it, anyone at all?

I don't think anyone saw it.

To busy having an argument with Frozensky.

I was having relations with a sheep

I was that sheep!

Bah

yeah i read both of 'em....and no bueno....thanks though...i don't think that mod is in exsistence anymore...i've looked everywhere i could think of..and i am competent enough to know what and where to look...and as we all know...asked all you guys...and still nothing....

can you edit the game yourself, reshack or whatever its called or notepad

Well some of us (me and only me) are not nerds and wouldn't have a f*cking clue on what your talking about.

go to the Azz forums, theyre nutz about GTA1
(i know Tony doesnt like when people post other forums, but him and Azz are 'Affiliates' of each others site)

hmm...i didn't think about that...i'll have to try it...thanks for the idea

So was it Daniel who mad cars for GTA, he had some odd looking 206s in his sig on here I think. Someone could back me up. But he's be your dude.

Fook I'm helping someone, Zoggy help me! Make it stop!

Yeah it was Dan. He had rally versions of the 206s i think.

ok...well what's dan's screenname?

Dan or Daniel

that crazy dan...i almost forgot about him, he was going to tell me how to mod GTA2, and he didnt...

I had no idea what he was talking about either BM, I just wanted to post

spam!

Oh and that post wasn't worthless? Neither is this one =].

Ok I'll stop.

Anyway...

What's the topic name again...

Oh yea...

So how about that mod?

ok...speaking of that mod.....as bad as this sounds now....i've kinda just given up...can't find it...dunno who can....i don't think it exsists anymore actually...so i've given up....thanks for your help and all...now you guys can go about having your fun and all

Yeah Suck my dick.

We have fun by helping noobs =].

i had no ideawhat hes been on about, as i said, the Azz guys love GTA1, ASK THEM!

sorry but i don't think i qualify as a noob....i do not recall coming in here and using "wtf" "omg" "lol" or anything of that sort...thanks for the help though

You're a newbie.